ok, so its 4:16 am... ive been drinking for a good amout of time and i have no intention of going to be d any time soon.

this damn concoction i made up, the Turkey bomb. kinda like a jager-bomb, but with wild turkey and Monster energy drink. WOW it fucks you up quick... and i really didn't have much, but GOD DAMN am i wired for sound tonight.

i find that i need to broaden my horizons, in one way, i have to make friends in different time zones. granted, there are the computer programers that leave there screen name up so people can download...(shit i just yawned, it might be wearing off, yet i still have to erace half the stuf i type causemy hands are twitching)...and the noctournal people, but i actually outlasted them tonight... so now what do i do?

i need a hobby... other than work and sleep and making a mess in my house, even though its funn to see what new ultamatums tommy and fish make for me to do the dishes...hehe

i was thinking about starting to hit up the gym allot more this semester, but i know i wont, but there are allot of things that i know i should do that i have to start doing.

i'm so broke that i have to start donating plasma twice a wekk religously...wait i dont want to say religously, cause i go to church to meet the new minister....and christmas, thats about it... so we'll say ........like a job, yea, that works.

so you might see me in the gym, but its not a new years resolution

cause this is my new years resolution;

"i resolve not to fallow through on anny of my new years resolutions, ever."

think about that one, but make sure your ears dont bleed too much


so yea,... RIDE THE SNAKE

Male Client: [ dressed in heat-bead suit ] I'm taking those speed pills of
yours, and I'm wearing the vibrating heat beads, and by "Riding your Snake", not
only have I lost 65 pounds in four days, but guess what? I found out I'm the
Devil! And I will wash over the Earth, and the seas will run red with all the
blood of all its sinners! I am reborn! And I've got YOU to thank, Jimmy
Tango!

Jimmy Tango: Sounds good! But talk is cheap! Scan me!

[ Jimmy holds his hand in front of Male Client, as they both growl and hiss
at each other ]

Male Client: [ blood pouring fromhis head ] Aaagghhh!! Make it stop! Make
it STOP, Jimmy!! Aaagghhhh!!

Jimmy Tango: Nice try, novice! But don't mess with the maestro!