its like a horror movie, 'Andy didnt update his blog yet!?!?!'

yea, alot has come and gone sence the 3rd, wich was my last real entry.

Living in madison is kicking MAJOR ass, i'll get picture of the place up on here soon, but as for now, lets just say its tooooo nice for me and dennis. I love having a livingroom and my own bathroom with a bathtub (i havent taken a relaxing bath yet, but i will, maybe candles will grace it when i get 15 cents to buy a voitive). We have 2 tv's. IT RULES!!! we can play videogames on one, and watch tv on the other, so when erin wants to watch 'blow out' and we want to kill shit, it can happen. right now mike (one of dennis' friends) and dennis are playing side by side and online, its like the good old halo days at 532.

i'm living with an engaged couple, and i like it! its like i'm the devil/angel on their shoulders. think of the Dane cook "DO WE HAVE JELLY!?!?!?....twat" argument thing.... I"M THAT GUY! its fun when they get all lovey dovey and then i say somthing fun, or instigate a little tiff... its hilarious.

I'm doing some cool shit at work. they gave me 140 square feet to 'play with'. needless to say, i'm having fun painting the last few days. I'm startin to really like what i do, i mean i did like it, but i'm coming to the realisation that i can do this shit easily. I'm gonna rule in life. and i think i'm gonna revolutionize the Madison district of Sherwin-williams.... cause i'm that good, i'll talk shop at a later date.

I'm Alumni. and yet, people still bitch to me... but now its ALL THE ALUMNI. *sigh* i cant win. so now instead of 11 people i know well enough how to deal with, i get to have hundresds of peoplecomplaining how we were worthless.... wich we werent, but for some reason when you leave, the fraternity 'isnt good enough anymore'... god, shoot me if i ever use that blanket generalization without asking any further explanation.

but yet again, i love madison. it has everything!

now onto my phone's 'things to blog about'... it somthing that if i have a spontanious thought, and i ALWAYS have my phoone on me (OH! THOUGHT ON WHAT TO BLOG ABOUT!!!), i can put it in there.

my spontanious thought - I GOT A COMENDATION BY THE ROCK COUNTY SHERRIF!!!

long story short, i picked up the 3rd in comand of the rock county jail's husband's cell phone that was in the middle of the street. after about a half hour of shooting the shit with the 3 head officials of the county sherifs office, the dude shows up. "there he is!" says the sherrif, and tires to talk to him about the up-coming election. this guy, the guy who lost his phone, said somting to the effect of "not now man, i'm here to see this young man"...

....

HE BLEW OFF THE SHERRIF TO TALK TO ME!!!... i wanted to have that mans power and influence. i dont know what he really did , or who he was, but aperintly he was imporant enough to not care about what the rock county sherrif wanted to say.

i wanted to see if i could absorb his influence through osmosis... it didnt work. buyt i did get 20$ and at least one, maybe 3 letters of comendation to my boss, wich should get me somthing.

all because i saw a cell phone in the middle of an intersection and thought "i know i would FREAK OUT if that was my phone"... even though a part of me wanted to run it over... but i'm glad i didnt.


and on the way home, i was talking to my assitant manager's wife(ish), and she brought up that i should look into the career path of a 'Profetional networker'


i'll think about it, cause thats what i do now... its like people dont know who to call, besides me.



but back to the phone list of things to talk about...

April fools: after going out with tommy on the 30th, i realized at 2am it was april fools, so i tried to call dennis and tell him i couldnt be his best man... it didnt work, he didnt answer his phone, that sucked, but it worked on his fiance! yes, i rule. so after that i called my house at 3am, left a LONG message until someone picked up about how i was in jail in racine county (side note, my parents have a 'get out of jail free' card for me, and i havent used it yet). needless to say, my dad is JUST NOW thinking it was funny... i thought it was hilarious. So i geot home, and thought, who can i fuck with at ferris? TOM. hes always up, if not, i can wake him up and not feel too bad. so i sped into the parking lot, squealed my tires, and ran up to my room raving like a mad man to 'WE GOTTA GO! PACK YER SHIT!!'... woke tom up, and made him think that the cops were after me... he didnt apreciate it when he kept asking 'hat? what?' and i finally said "WE GOTTA GO! ITS APRIL FOOLS!!!....hehe, goodnight tom."

HILARIOUS...

Deleting Peanuts: yea, its going on the outs, no more whitewater on a consistant basis, therefore i have to mature past Preanuts. i have a new screen name, and i like it. i went from 216 people i hardl talked to, to 66 people that i talk to. but you can still call me peanuts, it no big deal, just know my name is actually Andrew Hale.

Toppers Girl: so one of the first nights i was here in madison we ordered toppers and i tired to get Bacon sticks, wich they had no clue about. so i informed her about them, being the charming man i am, got to fliurting with her. turns out she used to work at the eauclaire store and invented Smokey sticks... long story short, we got a free single order of them and employe discounts. and as of now, i'm batting 1000 for getting free shit from toppers here, they fucked up the last time and i got 2 tripple orders. i love this town.

*sigh* i'm done now, at least for now, i want to hang out and shoot people in battlefeild 2 (xbox 360) and hang with mike and dennis.




Family: i live a shit ton furthere away, and i'll still see my family about the same as i did when i was 10 minutes away... sad, but true.

Fraternity: I miss you guys

Social: Getting better, but needs improvement

Money: Still poor... i'm working on it...

Work: 3 shifts left, and all i got as a parting goodbye from my boss as he left for the week today was "Thanks"

Females: am i single? only one person can answer that question.

Drama: going alumni DOES NOT OLIVIATE YOU FROM FRATERNAL DRAMA

School: STILL not in... but you know me, i'll figure it out eventually

Friends: Making a few here and there, mostly stealing erin and dennis'

Health: well, Kris came over at least, were gonna start working out later. i have my bike up here now, just give me time and i'll be the guy you ladies say "DAMN!, i could have had that" or "DAMN, i passed up that opourtunity".

Song: Confrontation - Jekyll & Hyde (btw, May 3rd, i'll be preforming it again. more details soon)

Last Laugh: Jason, my Assistant manager, i'm gonna miss that guy




And now, for the Spring 2006, formal slideshow... all by me!!!




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