So to keep this easy for all of you, casue i have a feelingthis is gonna get long, i'm going to put this post in the form of a highly un conventional Outline. now wont this be fun

I. Shit going on
-----A. Formal
----------1. i got a tux, but i dont know if its the right one
---------------a. too much pressure
---------------b. can marty rightfully kick my ass for that?
----------2. didn't get a whirlpool, and i'm ok with that
---------------a. plan a would work better without one
---------------b. less to pack
----------3. how am i getting there?
---------------a. fish offered
---------------b. want to ride w/ marty but dont know if ....i just dont know
----------4. worst formal ever?
---------------a. allot of alumni are bitching about lack of planning
--------------------i. i hang out with more alumni than actives
--------------------ii. alumni bitch no matter what happens
---------------b. i really dont know what to expect, so theres no way of knowing if it'll suck
-----B. My computer works
----------1. too long without
---------------a. missed out on allot of internet based study/games/collegehumor & strongbad
---------------b. collected a good amount of hard copy porno
----------2. now i'm downoading all my 'legal' music before i organize my 'illegal' music
-----C. Still single
----------1. people wanting to hook me up
---------------a. good idea, but i already know her friends
---------------b. theres always fall ....hehehe... *insert devilish grin*
----------2. me wanting to stay single, but yet being lonely
---------------a. i should be having allot more fun than i am
---------------b. i dont even know if i want to stay single or if i just realise i'm doomed to be single
-----D. Work
-----------1. not the worst employee ever enymore
-----------2. i work a hell of allot
----------------a. 6/7 days a week, and i still love it
----------------b. i know my shit, yet i dont practice my shit
----------------c. because i work allot, they dont mind me asking off days
-----E. Family
----------1. forgot my moms birthday
----------------a. my penance is painting my moms bathroom, on my day off from the paint store...ironic isn't it?
----------------b. if i didn't tell my dad i was going to do it, i bet no one would have noticed
----------2. i got my first free shot from Denny, i almost cried
-----F. Friends
----------1. whatever you say, you are my friends, even if you deny it
---------------a. fraternity
--------------------i. we rock
--------------------ii. our parties kick ass
--------------------iii. the nu guys are toast
---------------b. taco night
--------------------i. i have to work out more
--------------------ii. when is the next party, cause i want a belt buckle
--------------------iii. i miss you guys
---------------c. theatre
--------------------i. how do i top the lumberjack?
--------------------ii. why would i want to top the lumberjack?
II. Shit that has gone on
-----A. Celebration
----------1. yet again, how do we rock- so hard?
----------2. major drama, but you know how i hate that shit
----------3. we almost broke the fucking house, thank you WW police
-----B. Midterms
----------1. I hate Econ
---------------a. i used to think he was cool, now he's a DICK
---------------b. i even cheated on the exam, had all the answers, and still failed
----------2. I hate not knowing stuff that i should
----------3. i'm behind and i'm not doinganything about it
---------------a. i'm relying on my charm and wit to let me turn shit in late
---------------b. sad thing is, so far its working
III. Funny shit i've seen/heard lately
-----A. keg on the side of the house
-----B. Robot Chicken


so are you happy? I completly summerized everythingthat is going on, and has gone on.

early results from this blog post is i'm a cunt, but hey...variety is the spice of life.

and paprika is just fun to say.

Secrest out!


Song: Barenaked Ladies - Call and Answer, but i have to say my favorite song right now is Johnny quest thinks were sellouts by Less than Jake

Pockets:specticles, testicles, wallet and watch.....so yet again i dont even have my cellphone on me, thats weird....

% of Dirty Clothes:i would say about 65.7, i declair the un ironed shirts still dirty, thank you Hailey....

What a woman would have to do to give me an INSTANTANIOUS erection:.....besides showing up? lately i've had a need to come from behond and hug arround the waist, then if she was to lan back into me and sigh just because i was there and she was comfortable andsafe.........i dont think i could control myself