so its been quite another while but i swear this post will stay on ONE theme....

That theme is STUPIDITY.

what do you get when you get 11 Xi Pi Sinfonians on a road trip?

THE CAPITANS LOG!!!

yes folks, we kept god track of all the stupid crazy stuff that happened on out trip. and as for the details you should all frequent Tony's Blog for the in depth report, cause i know i'd go on and on forever about it.

but without further adeu...

our cast:
CFR* one - Driver Philip Tran, Co-Pilot/Radio man Andrew Hale, Gunner Dan Buchwald, Dead Weight Andrew Krupp

CFR* two - Driver Tyler Thomack, Co-Pilot Tony Fredrick, Radio Man Ben Budnik

CFR* three - Driver Tom Subjak, Co-Pilot Andrew Davenport, Radio Man Matt Volden, Dead Weight Jake Bantz

* - Car Full of Retards


*CHIRP* Capitains log, Stardate -317229.45 (and yes, i found a stardate converter online ....bitches...)

sat
645(ish)pm leave for Plattleville,
650 get gas and snackies
657 "are we there yet" - Me
700 Decide to 'visit' madisons Chapter
711 Get bombarded by disorganized calls from said chapter
720 Call Radio silence, doesn't work
745 Leave Nick And Pick's place... no booty
802 First time we get lost
810 "I will turn this car arround!" - Phil
824 Decide the trips theme song - "get retarded - Black Eyed Peas"
903 Enter Platteville, get the 'better late than never' award, they panic and hide all there shit
1020 I deviate to visit a friend, wich pisses everyone off

Sunday
830 Leave Pville for Breah-fass
832 Find court house and 'Azin' out of parking tickets
845 Get HORRIBLE directions to a family resturaunt from Siffy
900 Decide on McDonalds
945 Leave Mc-e-Deez... realize i dont have a contact # for Rock Island
1003 Enter Iowa
1106 Almost get left behind at a gas station
1109 Water fight between cars on Highway at excessive speeds
1122 get lost 5 seconds into Illinois
1140 Lacrosee break while wating for liason
1200 meet Scott Elsners twin, no, exact clone
1230 leave Mike, Randal and Ed... awesome Bar, No booty
105 Water fight #2
201 Start hounding random people at Bradley if they know Phi Mu's
220 HOT SAI gives us directions, visit there chapter room
250 Almost had to open a formal meeting to decide on if we were going to continute on or stay at bloomington
251 find the peoria chapter prez, tell him we would have stayed, if anyone would have called us back
324 Stalk chick in blue cavaleer unsucsefully ('Call me!' sign in the window)
335 Went to right house, but wrong contact info in Normal
345 find Nu Omicrons house, reminded me of ferris. but they have the SEX ROOM
405 off to the Pub II, Get great recruting ideas, good food, Free drinks, Hot waitresses and free shwag. I love Normal.
530 CFR 3 meets up with us in Normal to go visit Bloomington
600 Off to Weslian to 'Barrow' a composite and a paddle after tour of HUGE fucking house
730 raided wally world, fucked with Lobster
830 Took off to Evansville
843 Burrned Delta Zeta "Quick and Easy"
845 Airsoft war comences
852 "Its like the streets of Iraq!" - Krupp
905 CFR 1 hands does a drive by weapon exchange to CFR 3 for fairnes
913 CFR 1 gives CFR 3 the goat {Andrew Hale}
915 CFR 3 gives CFR 1 the bat wing {Jacob Bantz}
918 CFR 3 gets burned by Dan Buchwald, 'whered you get the toothpick?'
920 First Casualty - {Davenport - Finger}
933 Call into Dan Kreuger
943 CFR 1 almost mows down an inocent SUV
945 Dan calles me back, thinking he's calling jared, the retreat co-ordinator.
946 War rages, Many Casualties and irratic driving at excessive speeds
952 Dan Shoots Himself, incurring a half point for the other two cars.
1005 try to Ditch CFR 3 on the grounds of them being Douche Bags

Hand over the Capitans log to Ben Bunik

1052 Tom Figures out that Nerds dont go through paintball masks
1100 Burn not recognizing Davenport
1102ish Moved and passed that Davenport is to blame for all Gayness... EVER
1102 moved and Passed that Tom is gay
1215 Pointless argument about Physics {Ben & Volden}
1215 Davy Burned by.... TOM?!?!

Capitans log returned to Andrew Hale

100am Arrive at Lyrecrest

Monday
145pm Chicken dance arround Grill
615 "are we the only ones here?... HOW STUPID ARE THEY!!" - {Ben Budnik}
800 Formal meeting over, elected new exec-board, OFF TO HOOTERS!!!
1235am Itsy-Bitsy Jumps into Matt's sleeping bag, becoming a "true" Sinfonian
400am Hotest wings + being a show off + hot wiatress = throwing up

Tuesday
1000 random Worker wanders into cabin while were dressing
1155 3:1, 6:2, 8:8 "Orbit game" - [does someone want to refresh me on what that was about?]
1245 snapped into a slim jim...."OH YEAH!!!"
1255 Quadruple Goat on Tyler - {Hale, Bantz, Volden, Davenport}
345 "you can't be goin #2 buddy" - {Jared about the bathrooms}
1020 Tom gets Air (aprox 12 inches) with a fully loaded mini-van, Davenport breaks ass
1150 "with knowlege comes responsibility... oops." - {Jared}
145am Matt farts and loses at his own game
158 "by our stenches combined, WE FUCKING REAK!!!" - {Ben & Hale}

Wednesday
1220 leave Lyrecrest
1239 Tyler gets head slammed into 1 way mirror at subway
105 I moon the target Parking lot, CFR 3 leaves for home, CFR 1 & 2 go to carbondale
216 Operation "ah, Fuck it" rudly wakes up Dan
445 Arrive at Carbondale, Very nice Chapter FLOOR, whole area dedicated, very jealous
446 Barrow Sign and Gnome... hehehe
600 Go to Quatro's (Pizza Parlor) with Carbondale guys
705 Leave for Urbana
919 Decide to Skip Urbana
1138 Hale makes a move on Tony
1147 Tony scarred for life
115am Arive at U-Boats in Elmhurst
130 Start Drinking

Thur
1120 leave for Chineese food
1230 Outwit caravan and loose them with CFR 4 (Hale and Ulitowski)
115 leave Elmhust (nicest campus on whole trip)
117 Ulitowski skips classes to join us to North Western
128 CFR4 [Chuckie cheeze coins] VS. CFR 1 [Animal Crackers]
130 "Stop Dealing Drugs" - {random guy}
132 Tlyer snapps, starts climbing tree and tries to throw fecees
248 Chineese fire drill by CFR4
301 Arive at North Western
325 ulitowski looses at DDR, after he sits out half the song and its still close...
327 50$ parking ticket on the guy with Illinois plates, none on Wisconsin plates... ironic.
350 Decide to turn in for the trip
353 Find the NW house
425 leave empty Handed


here the capitans log ends, but as of yet there are many stores and things to talk about in our treck, like i said, go to tony's blog... or hell i'll just copy and paste them here soon and geive him credit if thats ok with him...

but as for now, i gotta get to work... that was one helllllll of a post.. i got to start shortening these things..