so yea, i was thinking. i would love to use some classic lines on some girls i know.

"so i hear your single. so am i. we should solve that problem."

"nice shoes. wanna fuck?"

"are you going to walk home allonee tonight? good, i'll be over in the shadows watching you all night."

ok, not that last one, but that would be fun.


Remember at the begining, i said no one was safe, well i'm going to censor myself for this post. therefore i will not name names... but if it gets figured out so be it.

I would love to go out with these girls - (i told you this would get me in trouble)

In no particular order

1. ) brunette, shorter than me, still in love with ex, but has allot of comon interests... likes to listen to me talk, were both busy people so my randomness would prevail. always with the pointy shoes though...odd.

2.) my hairdresser, i could look past the grill, cause damn.

3.) the coolest name ever, blonde, similar height, dont know if shes single but i would love to find out.

4.) the texas underwear model..fuck it, no one knows her, niki mayjer...DAMN... wow, thats...wow....good times at blackhawk campgrounds.

5.) speaking of blackhawk, my first kiss, a good friend from way back that no matter how long its been we still conect.

6.) the long lost 3rd floor patient. spent allot of time getting to know her, then she moves 3 states away... still cool, but we never talk anymore.

7.) the shepard. bad timing. good pool playing. damn roomates and drunk people using my bed.

8) the gymnist, 12 years wow... too bad the whole idea of me being the first pick is a farce.

9.) my little emo girl. brownies rule, but aperintly they weren't fresh enough.

10.) jared's sister, never met her, but the pure fact that he went out of his way so i haven't met her yet.... it intreauges me.

11.) the cowgirl, yet again, brunette, shorter than me, doesn't give mixed signals...gives no signals. i feel confortable arround her. and thats strage, i'm not usually as comfortable as this. too bad i only own one pair of carhearts.

12.) the chick who took over my old job... she knows paint, hardware, and everything about home improvement, and shes GORE-JUS (spelled phoneticaly)! wait, then i'd be the woman...and i might like it.

13.) lilly garland....it was like she was trianed in a circus.

14.) the girl whom i told her i liked her after 3 near death experiences in one day and then shit got weird....nevermind... fuck her.

15.) the hirearchy of roomates; Blue, Pink, Red, Black.

16.) my insurance agent's sectitary.

17.) the hot girl with the chi power from jesus & jekyll.......after she's legal.

18.) any one of the two chicks that checked me into the raintree.

19.) the long lost 9 time cop out, still hot no matter what her shopping adiction is.

20.) the kinky applebeez girl....all of them.

21.) my ex. not of 13 days, but of almost 2 years... damn the distance.... and the army. say hi to barney for me... he he.

22.) oh! the hot girl at movies 10 in janesvile!


ok, so after looking at the list, its more of a whom i have a vauge to slight interest in (besides the odd numbers...those are real and would be interested in actually giving up my singlehood for.... interests)

the world on a silver platter to anyone who can give me all there names. good luck.

i just wanted to get that off my chest, now to the stuff i've been forgetting;

Song: watching 'Gir goes crazy' shrunk into my toolbar, but i have the darkness stuck in my head

Pockets : i actually have shit! -32.58 balance inqury, gum, to do list, pen, wallet, random scraps of paper with phone numbers on them.

% of dirty clothes: i'm gonna say 9.325%... its still the un-ironed shirts

why i like to fuck with peoples heads: now telling you that would prohibit me from continuing with one of my favorite past times...besides, your not even reading this far anways

read previous 2 posts

i'm prophetic, i knew shit would go down. i should have kicked everyone out then to show how pissed i am. but i was too drunk, so it didn't happen.

I need a girlfriend for selfish reasons. my reasons are i'll spend all my time with her and not with my theving friends. i say that blanket statement because someone stole my trust in my group of friends...

granted it might have been megahns friends, or erins guys she brought. but they were vouched for, therefore if they did it it was a friend who basicaly said "i brought them, they stole from you, and i condone that".

not cool.

i'm bitter and hurt, i wont show it because i refuse to lay myself out there anymore.

so the party was fucking awesome, i somehow hended up here in my room naked allone.

STOCK.

I also ended up giving out what i had for otheres very generously.

STOCK.

I invited almost everyone i knew, and only the important people showed (barring other shit going on, i'm an understanding guy).

STOCK.

All i asked for my BIRTHDAY, birthday mind you, is that people enjoy a drama less night and shut up when my neighbor got pissed.

heres where it gets interesting......

so yea, all is well and good untill i notice, the 'donation' cup has gone missing, i think "oh maybe it fell or one of my bro's put it in safe keeping".

WRONG.

I got jacked on my birthday by someone whom i PERSONALLY invited. this means that someone whom i wish to spend time with, someone whom i have shared many stories and have grown to respect and hope too keep as a friendfor years to come ...


STOLE FROM ME!

how would you feel? you invite your close firends and somthing gets stolen, an undisclosed amount of money gets yanked, pillfered, swiped, ganked. how would you fucking feel?

well this is how i feel.

FUCK THAT.

i have been used and abused for too fucking long, i have always described myself as generous to a fault, but this time it has gone too far.

that is my tragic charicter flaw. oedipus and his complex, aristotle and his theories. there all true down to the simple fact that someone took me for a loop. someone for whom i trusted and confided in a very selective endevor.

Now i ask you this, can anyone be angry at me for shutting down my generosity? I JUST DROPED ALMOST 150$ ON A GOOD TIME THAT GOT RUINED BY SOME ASSHOLE THAT THINKS IT WAS AN EASY WAY TO MAKE CASH!!!!

honestly, i dont know my friends. anyone whom i know well would be able to come to me and ask for money if they were hard pressed enough to steal from me.


therefore i will have to renew my friendship with you all.


there is no way i can cut each and evey one of you off cold. i have too much trust to do that.


But to you all still out there on that bridge of fridship that is peanuts that you saw as a concreete walkway... you should now see it as somthing cryptic and could snap at any time.



I thank the friends of mine that had moral and scolarly obligations to not attend tonight, because there friendship still matters to me.


I said it, and i fucking mean it. youe theving bastards didn't just take an object tonight, you took a generous man's trust in his friends, and in my eyes there can be no price put on that





Happy 22nd birthday to me




spend your money well, because it has costed others dearly

so this is where i'm going to say how excited i am about this party.

and i assume the next post is going to be about how pissed i am about this party.

but for now i'm thrilled that i invited allot of people and maybe 30% will show. i can count on the brothers, cause theres free beer. The theatre folk seemed psyched. I even invited the neighbor.


disclaimer: if i forgot to invite you, you must always say your going to come to my parties but never do, or i figured you were working or had othere obligations.


i have an odd feeling that its going to get out of hand at some point. but i hope to god and all that is holy that there be NO DRAMA tonight. thats all i ask for my birthday.

but soon enough you all will find out how things went.

i'm 22 as of now... happy birthday to me