... tell me a joke


so, went to classes, all of them. yea, that sucked.

speech: did a counterpoint and just rambled and had everyone laughing at me because i couldn't form a coherant sentance... fucking speeches

Saftey: went narcoleptic in class, i dont know why i can stay awake durring a video, but yet i pass out durring lectures...

break: shower and taco bell.... therfore my asshole has been being punished all day

PR: BOARING, plus no extra credit

Stats: our teacher was going so FUCKING fast that i had no idea what was going on! at least i was with the whole class on that one, none of us knew what was happening... so i slept

Work....wait... way too work: FLAT FUCKING TIRE on the interstate, in all my shitty McShitterson of a time i had with the truck having bald as hell tires, i figured this car with decent treads still wouldn't have to be a problem for quite some time, i guess i was wrong.

Work: did a grand in buisness, made a bunch of people happy, got my donut put on, toiled for 'the man'

After work to now: Ed paid for my new tires, so that was good at least, too bad thats my christmas present, ah well, i'm probably spending my christmas getting drunk and painting with a jew (i love you bill).

so this means i'm home, new tires, kinda pissed, everything really hasn't been going my way today. I should be out with kristina at Hernandez (Mexican resturaunt for you non-Phi Mu's) and evans and emily, but no, i'm just sitting here waiting for them to get back...


i need a beer



or 80

yes, the return of the drunken blog entry.

its been tooo long...

we had a social with Alpha Sigma tongiht, and those girls can party, it was a slow start but it was FUN!

guess what happpened to me toady.


no seriously...


guess...


hehe.... 5 guesses and i'll tell you

so yea, i know its all hooey, but it kinda makes sence reading some of this stuff...

In the Chinese Zodiac, i'm The Boar;

Boars are self-reliant, very sociable, dependable,and extremely determined. Boars are peace lovers and don't hold grudges. They hate arguments, tense situations, and try to bring both sides together. In life they make deep and long-lasting friendships. Boars enjoy social gatherings of all kinds, and look for parties to attend. In fact, Boars must watch themselves so that their incessant pursuit of pleasure doesn't interfere with other aspects of their lives. Boars belong to clubs and they make terrific fund raisers. They have a real knack for charity and social work. Boars always listen to problems. They won't mind getting involved and try to help. Boars have big hearts. A problem that Boars have is that they are too innocent and naive. Being honest and trustworthy themselves, they have a hard time understanding the motives of those with less scruples.

Boars do not dazzle or shimmer. They possess the old-fashioned chivalry that grows on you until you totally depend on it. It is so easy to trust Boars. They have a calm expression and a sincere manner. They are blessed with endurance and work steadily at tasks with great patience until completion.

Once Boars arrive at a decision nothing stops them. Of course, before they reach that decision they weigh all the pros and cons. They definitely want to avoid complications. Sometimes they ponder so long they miss the opportunity altogether. But never mind, Boars always believe in miracles, and miracles always happen to them. Fortune favors Boars. They always find someone to help them without having to beg.

In romance, if not careful, Boars may be taken advantage of. Boars trust everyone and believe everything they hear. They are unselfish and enjoy helping their friends. Although they are gullible, they are actually quite intelligent and know how to take care of their own. If you hurt their feelings, Boars often carry the pain for years. They have a hard time saying no to those of concern. Often they wish they had said no.

Boars will always be looking for ways to work off all their extra energy. They work and play hard. Even if they lose everything, Boars manage to bounce back. Their life path supply them with all they need. The Chinese believe Boars own the Horn of Plenty.

And in Traditional Zodiac I'm an Aries;

Element: Fire-You see the world through intuition.

Stone: Diamond, Ruby, Emerald, Amethyst

Colors: All shades of red

Attractions: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Scorpio

Motto: I am

Notable people born under the sign of Aries: Leonardo da Vinci, St. Theresa de Avila, Raphael, Jane Goodall, Marlon Brando, Charlie Chaplin, Vincent Van Gogh, J.S Bach, Bette Davis, Hans Christian Anderson.

Personality:

The sign of Aries represents the beginning of all things.

People born under this sign do not take kindly to being misunderstood or mistaken for something they are not.

They are spontaneous, frank and open--but can be self- centered and willful.

They view the world with awe and wonder.

They posses the impulses to explore and to be a star and shine.

They demand attention. They have a strong desire to lead.

They are original and idealistic pioneers.

They must beware of self-doubt--it is like poison to them.

i swear, those were copied and pasted (and bolded stuff that i know is ME) , i think they work. what about you folks?

I was listening to Tenacious D right now, and some of his lyrics, crude though they may be, kinda got to me...

and not the way most songs have been lately... in a good way...

If I was just gonna say one thing to y'all tonight...
I'd say, set the artist free.
I'm talking about this artist in here, set it free.
I'm saying, quit your day job.
Now, I know a lot of you people here, you're saying,
"I can't quit my day job. I've got kids to feed, Jack."
Quit your day job.

Focus on your craft, one time, before it's all over,
you've died, you've squandered it.
You fuckin' robots!

...

Sometimes you follow your heart,
sometimes your heart cuts a fart.
That's the cosmic shame.

That's the cosmic shame.

And I know what you are saying now,
what makes you guys so fucking good?

I don't fuckin' know,
and I don't like it!

I stay up going FUCK!
Why can't everybody fuckin' have it?

[to be read in a solom tone]

Thank you for telling me this. I did fall to hard. and that's my own fault. I hope that my actions wernt too overzealous and the plain fact is that i overreacted these last few weeks. I put my priorities and feelings above hers. For this i apologize. I was also going through a stressfull time and having that closure would have helped me, but would have caused her much more stress. my selfishness was blinding to that.

I hope that we all can move on for this 3 month escapade. I feel i have lost a brother, a good friend, and part of myself to all of this. One day, i hope that me and Al can be civil, maybe get one last hug from Kari, and I will be able to open up to another as i did.

I dont wish to blame anyone for anything i've done and i didn't realize that i was the bringer of unwarented stress. I wish her well in completing her project, and her realationship. I wish Al well in going back to school, his band, and his relationship.

I must move on, and if i have lost friendships allong the way, i hope that one day i can return and rekindle them, but as for now, we all go our seperate ways.

*sigh* i just wish i could somehow fix this, but sometimes, it just makes things worse and hurt more. Now, its just best to walk away.



Good night, God Bless



Andrew Preston Hale

I would have LOVED to bed Dawn Rochelle tonight...but i couldn't.

one - she was drunk.
two - she is a theatre girl, wich means they have all tease and no follow through.
three - i'm dating Kristina.

for some reason i have this overwelming urge to just FUCK, but i can't just do that until i have a decent conection with that person. yea, i'm a being of sexuality, but i do have morals.

i hate that sometimes.

Its not that i want to be unfaithfull, i do really like Kris, but the last time i thought i had a 'connection' with someone i got hurt pretty bad. not initaly, because i fell so hard for her, but by the fact that because we were just friends, my feelings spilled out on paper werent important to read and "would cause stress"...thanks for shutting me off to others.

i hate being a dick about it, and the last time we talked it wasn't the best ending for a friendship, but it did give me some closure.

so she didn't read the email that was how i felt about everything. everyone loves getting letters in the mail right? maybe that'll get a responce on how much i've changed.



for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.


i loved so hard that now its hard for me to love again.



Family: Got the 'you shouldn't speed' lecture for the millionth time, so what if i went in the ditch
Fraternity: Congrats Gamma Nu! now i become a historian...
Social: i saw the taco night gang and the theatre gang at the brass rail.. i miss them all
Money: delaying paying the water bill, yet again, so i can actually eat
Work: 2 days off.....BLISS
Females: missing having a conection, but reluctant to get one because they can cause damage
Drama: meh... not enough to write down
School: ...i am not doing so hot...
Friends: i miss them all! but i can hang out more i swear!
Health: decent, now that i have money for food, i bought poptarts
Song: the soothing sounds of explosions of vice city
Last Laugh: Dawn rochelle Tucker, drunk at the bars