(Jesus, almost 2000 page views... you guys must really be itching for this post)

Hey there, its been a looong time. Honestly, i did miss you Blogger, but its time for you to be updated. I have so much to talk about. So i'm gonna do what i did last summer... ish...

AN OUTLINE!!!

1. Being Dennis' Best man
1. Bachelor Party
2. Bachelor Pad?
2. Work
   
3. School
4. Why it took me so long to Blog
1. Not checking away messages
2. Not blogging
3. Not MySpacing
   
5. Parties
1. St. pattys
2. House Parties
6. Krystal
   
7. FallOut Boy Obsession
8. MySpace
9. Time Moving Too fast
1. Turning 23
2. Leaving
1. Madison
2. Whitewater
10. Spring Break

So here we go...

Dennis called me at arround 2:30 in the morning after one of our parties (i think it was fridays but i'm not sure), and he told me what i knew what was coming for a few weeks. even if he told meor not, i knew it was gonna happen. Hes a passionate guy, just like me. I knew he found his one and i'm happy i get to be right there next to him this fall when he ties the knot.

I'm gonna throw him one HELL of a bachelor party, if anyone has advice/sujestions there welcome, but i have some great ideas so far. Just cause i'm me. I dont want him to get his ASS KICKED like Kiedro, but we need boobies and booze. He already said i cant hire him a hooker... HIM a hooker, never said anything about everyone else.... heh. but seriously, i wouldn't do anything to get in between him and erin, there just too good together, and seeing them happy re-aserts that there is hapyness and love in life.

But there has been one thing thats been going on that kinda bugs me.

I'm moving into an apartment with Dennis, we've known this for quite some time and now, i'm getting evicted after the wedding, wich i'm ok with. but the fact was, that when i went up there, the first day that i had my place, i got the feeling i was a tenant. i talked to dennis about it and its not a big deal anymore, but its just kind of depressing when your excited about moving in with someone and there already planning you moving out when you havent done anything but send the money in. Had a small vent but i'm ok. needless to say, i'm gonna need a place to stay in madison in fall. I'll probably end up switching rooms with Erin, but that means i get to inherit a dog thats clinicly insane... i'm thrilled... cant you feel the jovial tones in my sarcasm...

regardless of whats gonna happen down the road, I'm living with dennis for the third, yes i said Third time. someone doesnt mind living with me! the place seriously kicks major ass! my own room (no more being the fratenal living room), my own Shower(ish... its the guest room, so the bathrooms not conected), and i'm 3 minutes away from where i'm gonna work!

Wich brings me to Work. I'm 70:30 now, 70% happy, 30% leary about going to madison. i had a long night at work drinking with my assistant manager (yes, re-read that, i was at work, drinking with Jason), and i realize that this shit wont happen when i'm in Liberal ass madison. Our store does just as well money wise, but when my Al, my boss, brings in a TON of money form his top 3 accounts, and i sleep for 3 out of 4 hours in a sunday shift occasionally. I'm going to a store that does aproximatly 20 transactions per day, per employee.were lucky if we do 8 a peice in beloit. There open longer (till 8) and i'll be the new guy again. I wont be able to get away with leaving the front doors unlocked or just throwing somthing on the order cause i think i can sell it. This new manger is more of a 'by the book' hardass than Al is. I think its gonna take me a bit to aclimate to his Managerial style, but i think i'll survive. also, if i end up not going to school in the fall i'll go into the Assistant Manager program, so that means more money to pay all you guys back that i owe money too.

Wich brings me to School. I want to get into MATC, but i've been slacking on putting my aplication in. I have So Much debt (not like credit cards (cause i cant get them with this shitty of credit) but the debt of 8am phone calls consisting of 'we need money NOW or you dont get a cell phone') that i'm suprised i still have kneecaps. incedentily, it pays to call in to the places you owe and negotiate, they like it when you call them (thank you kevin at HSBC retail services, i owe you a beer). But i digress. I havent really done anything on the school front, i'm too woried about the new place and getting te job settled in, i figure if i've learned anything from my 5 years at whitewater, its that i know i can bullshit my way into anything i want if i put the right amount of effort into it. So for now, I'll probably put in my aplication later this week, but who knows whats gonna happen next? i could die before i finish this sentance.... whew, i win!

Now, what you all wanted to find out. why the silence? why haven't i been arround? Well, i saw that i had allot of One sidedness to my constant Jibbah-jabbah. so i decided to take a break for a while... a little longer than i expected actually, but i found that i could express my toughts in other places and by having interpersonal conversations. I also went about 5 days without checking a single away message. THAT WAS KILLER. I felt like a smoker that was trying to quit but needed to have somthing in there hands at all times, i kept right clicking, but would catch myself in the nick of time. I'm back now, i check them now, but not the ones i know wont change, so thats better i guess. But lately i've just been busy with current events thats whats kept me from being on here all the time like i was before.

So to go in a chronology, i left you all on the 14th. Talking about change. Well, the next few days were fun. i went out at ass in the morning for St.Patty's day and had fun with Tiffany at the Downstairs, went bar hopping, went to 'fat jack's' for the first time (decent place, but needs ALLOT of work, its almost too good for whitewater). then sobered up and went to work wearing my fake ass plastick bright green bowler hat. IT WAS HILARIOUS! I got to say 'top o' the mornin' to yah!' all freakin day long! then i went home to the first of 2 parties that weekend.

These were supposed to be the parties after celebration, and we had palnned the whole years worth of parties arround them, but because we didnt have celebration, we still drank our asses off. Nick and Mark from Platteville's chapter came over to drink up with us, it was kind of a bad representation of a Xi Pi party, but we'll make up for it at ultimate Thursday, i swear! That night went well, for everyone but me. Aperintly on my way home i ate some bad chicken. i know this because i dont get sick off of two cups of ferris wop, delciously potent though it may be. I sat out on the singing for the first, and may it be the only, time in my active career. I went up to my room and promptly vomited after scolding tom for nut shotting mark. Then for some reason, EVERYONE wanted to chill in y room when all i wanted to do was pass out. then I saved Justin's life.

Justin Kreuger, my pledge son for a week and a few days this semester, decided to get tanked and almost pass out on my bed with a room full of people. well, needless to say we fucked with him, just cause he would sit up so fast he almost stood up. so after having him almost vault over himself 5 times, he stood up and stumbled to my trash can. but at the last second decided that he was going to throw up outside... not by leaving the rom through the door, but my window (if you havent seen my room at ferris, my large window leads to the porch right over a metal grating wich is compairable to fire escape stairs). After smashing his had twice he made it out ok, but when he leaned in to grab the trash he pretty much passed out in mid back stroke, headed straigt for alot of stiches and injury.

I had been puking and had food poisoning, was ready to go to bed and somehow i lept out the window and caught him before he fell smashing my knee in the process. i dont want to be a hero, but i will hang i tover his head for quite some time. i did what anyone would have done. plus i was the only remotely sober one and i didnt want to explain to the cops why blood was all over my back yard.

so i finally got to sleep. yay me. cause i got to work the next day. boo me. after an uneventfull day i get to party it up AGAIN. Klassy came over with help from Phil, cause i was still pretty sick from the night before. I did my stage managing thing (wich they love us for, i rule!), and then to get drunk! cause i didnt work the next day. Needless to say, i was out to get waisted.

but somehow i ended up making out with a very atractive young lass. yes, me and a lovely lady. It caused some drama, and hopefully thats going to be smoothed over very soon, i just have to talk to Phil soon. Well this girl, we'll call her Krystal (**WINK**), wasn't a girl i was 'going for' at the time cause of the drama that could possibly incur. But after an ass grabbing contest (wich she dubbed me the winner of) i ended up being allone in the room with her. **Details left out for reasons of you should know better you naughty, naughty person you**. She made a statement like "I'm just such a tease", wich i saw as a chalange. So the side of me that wanted to continue with what was happening took the back seat... no.... got kicked out of the metiphorical car completly by my competitive nature. Needless to say, i belive i won, she'll contest it, but to spare details, I left a lovely young lass in my bed, in the perfect mood, just so i could be the bigger tease with the parting words of "i win".

well, i felt bad about it so i went back and talked to her, and to my suprize, she added me on facebook the next day. so having her info i talked to her and apologized about kinda being a dick about winning the war. she took it quite weel and we actually negotiated a date the next day. It went well. we clicked quite swimmingly and at this point we still are in good company with eachother. somthing good could come of this. but i'm moving, and we havent talked about it yeet. Shes going to formal with me wich will be fun. i enjoy talking to her and having her arround. she starts my days off right and by force shes making me a morning person... scary i know. she says shes got a 5 year age limit, so when i'm 13 on the 6th, and shes 18 until the 13th, we'll be on 'a break' HAHA! yes, shes a freshamn, and theres nothing wrong with that. I hate to say it, but because of a combination of Madison and Kari, i'm reluctant to go too far with this right away. she reads this, and i hope she knows i dont pull punches on here. this is my space for my thoughts, inturpurut them how you will.

now onto my new musical obsessions, i say obsessions because as i'm thinking about it, yes, i love fall out boy, but there are a few new bands i have to add to my top favorites. for one, theres Fall out boy. There lyrics are amazing '... and i swear i'll burn the city down to show you the lights', sacrificing everything to make the one you love happy, the passion you feel for someone. the sone 'A little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me' is a great jamming song. i listen to it almost constantly. and with the names to there songs, there so interesting. i love fall out boy.

I'm also going through a Bloodhound Gang phase. i say phase because there such a cult band that everyone can apreciate, but no one is HARD CORE about, like DMB or Ben Folds, but hell those guys are high-larious. my two most favorite songs are 'uhn-tis, uhn-tis, uhn-tis' and 'Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo'. fucking great inuendo of a song right there. shit that i couldn't even think of.

And as for #3 of my recent new favorites. Dangerdoom. the adult swim rapping. AWWESOMEE!! its got some mad flow and also as an added bonus all of the adult swim charicters here or there.... sofa-king.... awesome.

So I have this MySpace thing. I like it. Yes, i know i've tlaked about it before, but its a little more in depth than the good old Blogger here. I have the same shit i can do here on that, but i would hate to abandon this site after all our good times the last year+. i have a good amount of updating to do but i'll get to it, i had to pounf this massive post out before i got to that schtuff over yonder. plus i can talk to people and send crap, and have pictures... i like myspace.

Yes, time is moving too fast... i tried to write this blog all weekend but kept getting 'distracted' and had other things going. I'm in the real world. i need to make money cause i'm paying rent by month, not by semester. I have to pay off my loans, i have to mkae car payments, i have to fend for myself.... wait.... i do that stuff already... but i'm going to be 23 and in a whole new town.

i'm not gonna lie, i'm kinda scared. I'm gonna miss you all, all the times i had at ferris, the porch, the gril outs, the campus, the random girls walking by, the bars, the fact that i know this whole freaking town and i can get away with anything, the fact that people say 'your peanuts? i've heard about you'. nope, i'm not here. i know your mad. but i have to go. I can't be 'that guy' forever. i have a career path to falow. i dont want to leave anyone behind, and if you feel that way your wrong. i read a quote at our meeting last night and i think it's very apropriate for the final coup 'de gra of rthis monstrosity of a blog entry...

“You never really leave a place or person you love, part of them you take with you ,leaving a part of yourself behind.”

p.s. as for the post on our HILARIOUS spring break to 4 states keep looking for an update on MySpace, or i'll just replace this and add a link to it when i edit this post later... or just make another post later... who knows!.....and i'll have to add somthing about how i pranked a bunch of people on april fools.


and a much needed..........

Family: I forgot my moms birthday, stole my dads box of carmel delights, begged for more money Pranked them at 1:30 am on april fools, and they still want to spend time with me. i love my family

Fraternity: The round trip ro-sham-bo was a great trip with a combination of hilarity, stupidity, revilations, great conversations, bukding of a better brotherhood, and a new begining for our generation, you go guys, you can do it without your big papa arround

Social: i've tried to go out as much as possible, but being poor kinda kills that, i know i owe Tiffany a beer, and Joia, i have no idea what happend to her, i havent seen her in a while, those two girls are my social life outside the fraternity... madison here i come!

Money: so in debt, i hate asking for money, but i made it thanks to some of my best friends. you know who you are, i hate asking for money, i absolutly detest it, cause thats a major thing that can ruin a relationship

Work: I have a count down of how many shifts i have left at work, currently 18. my assistant manager is gonna miss me the most, i hope he doesnt quit after i leave. i need him for sanity the same as he needs me.

Females: i'm still good at what i do, and kegs are WAY better than six packs!

Drama: Ladies are the source of all drama, but i know that this will get resolved, cause it has too, it just does.

School: See above

Friends: i'm gonna miss you all.. i dont feel right changing that, i will miss you all greatly, but hat just means i wont be arround, i'll have to visit...hehe

Health: I have a work out facility at my new place. I'm also going to try and run, and me and kristina have scedualed a weekely meal where we can eat well together so we can go out and dance and not be the wall flowers.

Song: Kanye West - Touch the sky

Last Laugh: getting drunk with Jason at work