it's 4:13 in the god damn morning and i'ma horny motherfucker.


you knew it was coming soon enough, a sexually charged post. well here it goes.

i would love to renew my love and skill in cunnilingus. doing #4 would make me god damn extatic, if she shaved, if not, i'd have to do a good ol' #42. but just nibbling and gently touching with the back of my tounge then lightly blowing cold air on the moist parts of .....yea.... then a little hot air as a shock to the system, somthing new and different.

but before all that there would be a good consistant amount of groping/foreplay. oh i do love the foreplay. i find that the clothes are the most aquard thing to remove durring foreplay. you cant really have a sexy way of taking clothes off unless you do it yourself in a stripper esque fassion. ...unless shes bent over, all her weight on ther elbows and sticking her ass out while you peel of her pants like a damn orange...yea.

i'd consintrate on every area besides the 'magic triangle' until she couldn't take it anymore, then i would keep doing it until she couldn't stand that i wasn't satisfying her in ways she now knows i can.

touching soft skin and slowly rubbing it to your most sensitive parts and just enjoying the feel of another person that comfortable with you.

I could masturbate right now, but would it be worth it? I shave, I do kagles, i even stretch all the right places. but is it worth it? am i training for a big event that might not ever happen again? will this training be worth it? i'm not bragging but as far as i know, and have been told (obviously most girls "say" that your the best, but think about how girls act arround me, i'm honest there honest).

Like a smooth ride, with a shitty paint-job

i end with this, to all who know what i speak of.....

1:30

good night, and may 19th has come and gone. i have plans, but i also have other plans...