yes thats right, i finally got her to go out with me. i'm happy.

but i'm realizing that i havent done this relationship thing in a long time, so i'm kinda rusty at how to go about things...

and in all actuallity i havent been in a relationship like this before, its like a steriotypical one... not a bad thing, its a good thing.

i'm doing my best to be a romantic and still have a good amount of fun aswel.



but one thing that kills me...

there coming out of the woodwork! I swear! almost a year drought (with an occasional spurt of rain here and there) i get into a relationship and not one, but 2 girls in one night want to bed me.

thats right i said it.

and you know i dont lie when it comes to this shit... LAME, i cant freaking belive it.

but dont go "oh no, you didn't!" just yet folks. even though the little devil on my left shoulder pretty much controls my brain -

**sidebar: i know what i'm going to get as a tattoo now, on the apropriate shoulders i will put the face of an angel and a devil, the devil with a blowhorn and the angel with a ball-gag

- i was a good boy. it took moral fortitude for me to resist, and it seemed that the devil controled every drunky that 'accidentaly' closed the door and left us alone. but in the end, i take a good, long jerk and a good long cold shower....

for the second time this week... i dont think my balls can take it...

GAAAHHHHH!!!!

my brain just exploded...

therefore i leave you with this

aimfight.com - i useually rule all, except dorny045, for some reason she wins.



......*sigh*



and no, no comments. this one was a statement, not a question.