strap in, you better be ready for an ADD fueled ride...

i use the triple period thing too much, i should start using comas... naw

i can't belive i feel this good about one person. its unreal.

jello shots are increadibly easy to make

i had a mini reunion of my freshman year dorms ar the pub

i like being crazy too much to grow up

this is kinda like my post of 'realizaions'

i wish i had a hobby other than sleeping

i really need to balance out the lack of follow-through with my enormus ambition

girl, just wow

how much would a kidney go for on the black market?

i'm stressed when i shouldn't be

i feel old

why is it when a girl is naked its an event, but when a guy gets naked people call the cops

the world should realize things, but it doesn't

i can't force being random

i like stealing, but only when its funny or apropriate

i like the fact i can pee anywhere

i spread myself too thin sometimes

its nice having a duplicate

snow would be great if it wasn't so cold

theres only one reason why i haven't shaved my head, and its a really good one

how did she know about sweat-pants?

mmm-bop is a really catchy tune

tommy cerqua killed my plant

i might do him a favor and off his dog

mmm-bop is a really annoying song

dennis is me in a slower timeframe and in varying frequency

talcum powder does in fact make your hand slide off even the greasiest hookers face

the most un-sexy part of sex is taking off clothes

unless its a striptease

but the person getting teased still has to get undressed

i dont think i drink that much

girls not wearing underwear is hot, only if your told aproproatly, or find out

why am i thinking about getting back into theatre

sleeping is an art form

showers are much easier with less hair

i hope this isn't the hapiest i'll ever be

cause i'm pretty god damn happy